Dice’s Drivel

October & Oppai Purin - a (not so) Boob Cancer blog

October’s no longer about Halloween in all its eerie squishy Black & Orange. Quite contrary, it’s been recoloured PINK!

Many sites, TV channels, magazines & even retail fronts have gone PINK (Apes
Concert included) during the month of October to bring attention to
Breast Cancer Awareness Month ultimately raising some money for
research.

While most people can’t do much about the research itself, they however, can
do something about the monies funding the research. And I reckon some
even psyched themselves into believing that simply appreciating boobs
are the way to go.

Given sex & erotic watz-notz, sells (very
well actually!) But I give it to the wacky Japanese to come up with,
manufacture & profit from something as simplistic as Oppai Pudding (おっぱいプリン) which literally translates to Breast pudding.

Simply put, it’s just custard pudding that
comes in a creative package. The package needs to be unrevealed in
pieces (much to the joy of many otakus, I believe). At first glance
it’s just another harmless, innocent looking pink box
with pictures depicting three different prefectures of Japan - Osaka,
Tokyo & Yokohama. Once unwrapped, you’re greeted with the over
friendly anime hottie - either a chou kawaii cutie, a school girl who’s
brimming with "innocence" or a no-mess-with-me hot chick.

Interestingly, since it’s going to be a
commercial product the makers probably thought that it would better to
be on the conservative side by giving the hotties bras over their
seemingly oishii boobs. (Really! -.-~!) Much to the consumer’s delight,
you get to undress your pudding! Apparently, each cutie says a
different quirky phrase. My Japanese’s not fantastic. I reckon this
Osaka lady is whispering something like "Sweet secret dessert.If you
lick, you’ll get fired up" or something like that. Are we getting hot
yet???…

I find it seemingly strange though that this
little caption is selling like hotcakes at one of the shops just
outside the famous Asakusa Kannon Temple.

I guess one could bring this piece of creative
to this law abiding country and start making money … … … … …
provided its been approved by the Ministry of Health, gone through the
food calculator, and ultimately rated perhaps an NC16 (for censorship).
-.-!

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