Dice’s Drivel


Reason to Rage: If I were to . . .
July 21, 2007, 4:48 am
Filed under: Reasons to Rage

If I were to . . .
A) have a Super Power. . .
that would be Teleportation.

If I were to . . .
B) become a scientist
I would devote my whole life to the invention of Teleportation.

If I were to . . .
C) become the richest man in the world
I would invest 3/4 of my money for the invention of Teleportation and donate the rest to charity.

If I were to . . .
D) have 3 wishes
I would wish to have the super power of Teleportation, become a scientist to invent Teleportation and become the richest man in the world so I can invest in the invention of Teleportation.

If I were to . . .
E) die tomorrow
I would give all my money to person B & C above for the same cause of Teleportation.

If I were to . . .
F) stop living in such a hectic, stuffy, smelly, rotten, rude, rushed, unempathetic & fake society
then perhaps I do not need Teleportation.

If I were to . . .
G) stop dreaming
then maybe perhaps Teleportation would realize.

Because I have been travelling.

I have been travelling between my house and lunch downstairs.

I have been travelling from the shopping mall to the shuttle service to the bus stop to home to my lift to my door.

I
have been travelling in the car during the peak to the jammed up roads
and then to the jammed up one way carpark having nothing to do except
to wait patiently in the car.

I have been travelling from my
door to my lift to the mrt station, to the mrt interchange to the next
train to the last station, to the overhead bridge, to the bus stop, to
the bus, to squeeze with the rest of the smelly crowd, to sweat and
shove and squeeze all the way to office. and then im STILL late.

Boy do I HATE travelling. I would gladly give everything i have  just so i do not need to travel.

It’s
a waste of time, a hassle during the peaks, encourages panic attacks,
makes you late, and travelling in any mode consumes energy &
produces wastes. Travelling is evil! Nevertheless, a necessary evil
unless… unless… technology is so advanced so much so that we have
the blessed ability to teleport.

sigh. . . when is the bugger going to invent the teleportation machine!?!



Go Bananas!
July 20, 2007, 9:46 pm
Filed under: Food and Drink, 日本について | About Japan


Food
entry no.2! Figured we had quite enough of the cuttlefish from the Okinawa (or wherever) seas. . . Let’s go Osaka for bananas this time.

This
is one of those nicely packaged products of Japan. A layer of freshly
meshed banana spread between two layers of bouncy sponge cake - simplicity at its best! Wrapped
individually in plastic containers that comes with an individual pack of Silica Gel
for maximum moisture absorption and even a guide to teach you how to
get the sponge cake out of the plastic container without getting your
fingers dirty or spoiling the cake while trying to dig for it! How
detail can a piece of packaged cake get!


Food for thought : Bananas are high in Vitamin A, B6, C & Potassium (Yes the same  silvery- white metallic
element that we learned about in chemistry..which makes me wonder… what’s it doing in a banana in the first place) -.-!  
Research has indicated that diets high in potassium can reduce the risk of hypertension. And a shortage of potassium in body fluids may cause a potentially fatal condition known as hypokalemia.

So eat up bananas!