Filed under: Reasons to Rage
If I were to . . .
A) have a Super Power. . .
that would be Teleportation.
If I were to . . .
B) become a scientist
I would devote my whole life to the invention of Teleportation.
If I were to . . .
C) become the richest man in the world
I would invest 3/4 of my money for the invention of Teleportation and donate the rest to charity.
If I were to . . .
D) have 3 wishes
I would wish to have the super power of Teleportation, become a scientist to invent Teleportation and become the richest man in the world so I can invest in the invention of Teleportation.
If I were to . . .
E) die tomorrow
I would give all my money to person B & C above for the same cause of Teleportation.
If I were to . . .
F) stop living in such a hectic, stuffy, smelly, rotten, rude, rushed, unempathetic & fake society
then perhaps I do not need Teleportation.
If I were to . . .
G) stop dreaming
then maybe perhaps Teleportation would realize.
Because I have been travelling.
I have been travelling between my house and lunch downstairs.
I have been travelling from the shopping mall to the shuttle service to the bus stop to home to my lift to my door.
I
have been travelling in the car during the peak to the jammed up roads
and then to the jammed up one way carpark having nothing to do except
to wait patiently in the car.
I have been travelling from my
door to my lift to the mrt station, to the mrt interchange to the next
train to the last station, to the overhead bridge, to the bus stop, to
the bus, to squeeze with the rest of the smelly crowd, to sweat and
shove and squeeze all the way to office. and then im STILL late.
Boy do I HATE travelling. I would gladly give everything i have just so i do not need to travel.
It’s
a waste of time, a hassle during the peaks, encourages panic attacks,
makes you late, and travelling in any mode consumes energy &
produces wastes. Travelling is evil! Nevertheless, a necessary evil
unless… unless… technology is so advanced so much so that we have
the blessed ability to teleport.
sigh. . . when is the bugger going to invent the teleportation machine!?!



